Glass: A Journal of Poetry Volume Four Issue One     

 

Anne Barngrover

Hail Annie

Hail Annie, full of sass
          and Whataburger lemon pies!
          No one is with you to bully
                   a bluebird into a Bloody Mary,
          or lure a hurricane deck
                    into a wooden nook for haikus.
Blessed are you among fools,
          and blessed are your unplucked eyebrows,
                    clogging drains and vacuums.
Hail Annie, full of cuticles!
          And the avocado of your womb,
                             Spit-fire.
          Screwball Annie, Dismal Annie,
                   Lil’ Mama of Unslept Nights,
          you rewind the Sleep Easy Guided Meditation
                    until the By now you should be
          in  your bed rips a scabby hangnail—
Hail Vengeful Annie! Pray for us ex-lovers,
                   who’ve barbequed bratwursts
                             out of your heart,
                   who only knew how to apologize
          800,000 times over while you cradled a plate
                    of vegan pistachio cupcakes
in a zebra-print corset and cried—
Hail Annie, full of—hear that sound?
          It’s the New Age-y church bells pealing,
                    it’s the last call at the Tiki bar,
          and it’s the sound of you getting
                             jilted at the airport altar
                   and not being at all surprised—
Hail Lovelorn Annie! Hasten to hear us
                             now and at the hour
                    of our demise, when you stay awake
                             all night long smash into shards
                   against the walls of our insomnia,
          those patterned china plates you never once threw.
To the Top 40 Hip-Hop, mildewed dishrags,
                   and rosé boxed wine,
          and to us, the dumb baby boyfriends
                   wailing help help help me for an eternity
          of never ducking fast enough from your throw,
                             Hail Annie!
                                      Amen.